The best friendship jokes

On the morning a cop walks into a bar and sees his wife with two of his best friends. He takes a sit on the table behind them to eavesdrop then his wife says "let's have him kidnaped." A poor guy heartbroken pulls out a gun and shoots them all and runs back to his house to grab some cash and clothe to escape. When he finally reached his house and opens the door everyone yells happy birthday!
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: bar, birthday, cop, friendship
What is the best type of ship? FRIENDSHIP!
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: friendship, life
Three guys are stuck on a deserted island when one of them finds a lamp on the beach. He picks it up and gives it a little rub and a genie pop out. The genie looks at the three guys and says: "I normally give three wishes, but since there are three of you, I will grant each of you one wish."Well, the first guy is sick and tired of being on the island, so he wishes to go back home. POOF!He disappears. The second one said he, too, is tired of the island and wishes to go home. POOF!He too disappears. The genie then turns to the last guy and asks him what his wish is."Gee," he says," I'm awfully lonely here by myself. I wish my friends were still here!"
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has 55.40 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: desert island, friendship, genie, stupid
Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people." Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?" Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde, friendship, insulting, relationship, stupid
A man returns home and find his wife with his best friend. He takes out the gun and shoots his friend to death. His wife: "Listen, if you stay in such character, you will lose all your friends."
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has 54.49 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: death, friendship, marriage, wife
Friend 1: "I like my women how I like my milk." Friend 2: "What? White?" Friend 1: "No, expired."
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has 54.20 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting, friendship, white people, wife
I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by: "for my blonde friends... an apology". One of them responded. "You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."
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has 51.36 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, Facebook, friendship, stupid
When my daughter asked me what to buy her friends for graduation presents. I suggested morning-after pills and bus passes.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: drunk, friendship, graduation
Every night while Dave is having dinner his wife Natalie goes to the bedroom turns off the light and makes out with Daves friend Andy by the window. After some days Dave had doubt and leaving supper he went to the dark room only to hear whispers from the other side of the window. He pushes Natalie away goes near the window,unties his pant and put his arse facing the window. After a minute Andy puts a kiss on his butt cheek and says "Natalie, haven't u brushed ur teeth today?"
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, friendship, marriage, wife
So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: athlete, friendship, sport
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