The best friendship jokes

A man returns home and find his wife with his best friend. He takes out the gun and shoots his friend to death. His wife: "Listen, if you stay in such character, you will lose all your friends."
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has 54.14 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: death, friendship, marriage, wife
What is the best type of ship? FRIENDSHIP!
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: friendship, life
When my daughter asked me what to buy her friends for graduation presents. I suggested morning-after pills and bus passes.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: drunk, friendship, graduation
I went to the groceries because I wanted to buy one bottle of milk. I have found out that I´ve got only 0,50 cent and the mild has cost 1 euro. I have told the saleswoman that I have only 0,50 cent and I want to buy one bottle of milk. She has solved the situation very practically. She has taken the mop, went to the storage, cleaned the floor with spilled milk on it, she has pressed out the mop to the carry bag and gave it to me. At home I have added this milk to the coffee, I have felt something like stones or something like that under my teeth, but the coffee was really tasty. After that came my friends and the party has continued as usual.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: business, customer service, friendship, money, party
Every night while Dave is having dinner his wife Natalie goes to the bedroom turns off the light and makes out with Daves friend Andy by the window. After some days Dave had doubt and leaving supper he went to the dark room only to hear whispers from the other side of the window. He pushes Natalie away goes near the window,unties his pant and put his arse facing the window. After a minute Andy puts a kiss on his butt cheek and says "Natalie, haven't u brushed ur teeth today?"
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, friendship, marriage, wife
So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: athlete, friendship, sport
You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: friendship, republican
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
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has 40.90 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: desert island, friendship, genie, life
Three men stranded on an island. They were walking across the sand when they came across a magic lamp; they rubbed the lamp and out came a genie. The genie said "you have three wishes but make it quick." So they thought about what they were going to wish for. The one man said, "I wish I was at home with my family." So the genie said your wish is my command, and he was gone, then the second man said "I wish I was in the pub with my mates." So he was gone. The last man said, "I am lonely and I want my friends back."
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has 40.15 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: desert island, family, friendship, genie
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
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has 14.46 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: desert island, friendship, genie, men
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