The best friendship jokes

None of my friends laugh at any of my jokes because cats can only meow.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: cat, communication, friendship
When I offer you food it's just because my mother raised me right. As a firend, read the truth in my eyes and politely decline.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: food, friendship, mean
Your mama so old she was friends with Cleopatra.
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: age, friendship, Yo mama
Q: What did the cannibal do once he dumped his lady friend? A: He wiped his bottom.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: black humor, friendship
On the morning a cop walks into a bar and sees his wife with two of his best friends. He takes a sit on the table behind them to eavesdrop then his wife says "let's have him kidnaped." A poor guy heartbroken pulls out a gun and shoots them all and runs back to his house to grab some cash and clothe to escape. When he finally reached his house and opens the door everyone yells happy birthday!
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: bar, birthday, cop, friendship
A man asks his buddy: "Listen to me! Why has your wife left you, if I may ask?" And he says, "you know, she has told me that I am weak in the bed." "Oh, that is really sad. And what do you do to improve it?" And he says again: "you know, I have bought one book, the name of this book is Kamasutra, you know I am helping myself with the hand, I have learned all positions, but the last position I am not gonna make." "And what is the name of this position?" "You know, imagine the missionary position."
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: friendship, marriage, mean, sex, stupid
Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people." Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?" Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde, friendship, insulting, relationship, stupid
What is the best type of ship? FRIENDSHIP!
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: friendship, life
Three guys are stuck on a deserted island when one of them finds a lamp on the beach. He picks it up and gives it a little rub and a genie pop out. The genie looks at the three guys and says: "I normally give three wishes, but since there are three of you, I will grant each of you one wish."Well, the first guy is sick and tired of being on the island, so he wishes to go back home. POOF!He disappears. The second one said he, too, is tired of the island and wishes to go home. POOF!He too disappears. The genie then turns to the last guy and asks him what his wish is."Gee," he says," I'm awfully lonely here by myself. I wish my friends were still here!"
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has 56.81 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: desert island, friendship, genie, stupid
Q: What element is a girl's future best friend? A: Carbon.
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, friendship, nerd, women
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