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A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde, game, science, time
There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360? The joystick is wet.
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has 32.12 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: blonde, game, technology
There was an old man named Bill, and one of the things he most enjoyed was playing golf with his old buddy Fred. Bill's wife always commented on how happy he looked after a game. But one day he came home from their weekly game looking terrible and very tired. His wife asked, "What's the matter, Bill? You always seem so happy after golf and you look miserable right now." Bill said, "Well, something terrible happened. Fred had a heart attack on the first hole." "My God, honey!" said the wife, rushing to comfort him. "That must've been terrible!" "It was," he said. "All day long it was: hit the ball, drag Fred to the ball, and then hit it again..."
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has 31.03 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: game, god, golf, sport, wife
A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked up to have a talk with him. "I've figured out your problem," he told the young southpaw. "You always lose control at the same point in every game." "When is that?" "Right after the National Anthem."
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has 30.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: game, sport
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