Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360? The joystick is wet.