The best game jokes

A man comes home after his regular Saturday golf game and his wife asks why he doesn't include Joseph in the games anymore. The husband asks, "Would you want to play with a guy who regularly cheats, swears up a storm over everything, lies about his score, and has nothing good to say about anyone else on the course?" "Of course I wouldn't," replies the wife. "Well," says the husband, "neither would Joseph."
has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: game, husband, sport, wife
Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
It's the 7th game of the Stanley Cup Finals. At the beginning of the game, a guy sits down in his seat and notices an empty seat and another gentleman next to him. "Can you believe it?" the man says to the gentleman, "It's game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals and there is actually an empty seat! What's up with that I wonder!" The gentleman speaks up and says, "Well, you see the seat belonged to my wife. We went to the games together." "Where is your wife? The man asks cautiously. "She passed away," said the gentleman. "Oh, I'm sorry, you could not get anyone else to come to the game with you?" said the man. Said the gentleman with a slight smirk "No, they're all at the funeral."
has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: funeral, game, sport
Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
has 39.18 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Yo mama so stupid, she went to a garage sale to buy a garage
has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: game, kids
Hallmark would make "Sorry I don't remember your name" cards. If your girlfriend really needs to talk to you during the game, she'll appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out. A smack to the ass and a "Nice hustle, you'll get 'em next time," would complete a break up. Birth control would come in ale or lager. Instead of an engagement ring, you could surprise your fiance with a giant "You're #1!" foam hand. Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th, so it would only occur in leap years.
has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: game, marriage, Valentines day
Yo mammas just like a video game... Rated E for everyone.
has 36.52 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: game, Yo mama
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game, IT, technology
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde, game, science, time
Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: game, sport, Yo mama
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