Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
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If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
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Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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There was an old man named Bill, and one of the things he most enjoyed was playing golf with his old buddy Fred.
Bill's wife always commented on how happy he looked after a game.
But one day he came home from their weekly game looking terrible and very tired.
His wife asked, "What's the matter, Bill?
You always seem so happy after golf and you look miserable right now."
Bill said, "Well, something terrible happened.
Fred had a heart attack on the first hole."
"My God, honey!" said the wife, rushing to comfort him.
"That must've been terrible!"
"It was," he said.
"All day long it was: hit the ball, drag Fred to the ball, and then hit it again..."