Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain...the snake died.
Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
Who's the biggest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.