Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
Who's the biggest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died.
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
When you die on Earth you go to hell. When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.