The best health jokes

Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I didn’t have. In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole. I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident. I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way. I told the police I was not injured, but on removing my hat I found that I had a fractured skull. I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.
has 22.01 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: car, driving, health, old people, phone
What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ? Cancer.
has 19.51 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: baby, Christmas, disgusting, health
What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese
has 2.71 % from 1017 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, health
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