The best health jokes

What’s the sex? The sex in a disease. You always get in bed because of it.
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has 31.91 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: health, sex
Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
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has 31.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, health, political
What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it? The AIDS team.
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has 31.25 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
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has 31.14 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, medical
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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has 30.80 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fat, health, kids
Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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has 28.45 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
The town’s local council remarks that the best lawyer in town never made a donation to charity tendency. To convince him, the mayor calls him in his office: Sir, I remarked that you’re revenue reached a number of $600.000. With all these, you never made a donation to the charity... If you looked into my files, did you also remark that my mother is sick, and the medicaments she needs exceed her funds? No... answers mayor. In second place, my brother, war veteran, is condemned in a wheelchair and he’s blind. The mayor started apologizing, but was interrupted: And more, my sister died into a car accident and left tree children orphans. Stunned, the mayor says: I didn’t know, please accept my apologies... But the lawyer continues: I don’t see why I should give you any money, if I don’t ever give them money...
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has 27.24 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: health, kids, lawyer, money
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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has 25.67 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, health
Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.
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has 24.54 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: baby, health, racist
So this retarded blind couple just lives in Guantanamo Bay. The prison warden told us soon these little fishies would grow gills. So we have been feeding our fishies since 911 they all been fed really well. In our daily water events until I told my wife, "there is a problem these fish haven't grown any gills." So we told the Warden and he laughed he said: "you know what you've been doing since 911 the blind couple relied on what!" The warden replied, "well you've been waterboarding convicted isis terrorists!" The blind couple said, "what happens to the fishes?" The warden replied, "well they are dead of course!"
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has 24.08 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: death, fish, health, prison, terrorist
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