Joke #530

What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ? Cancer.
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Q: Who is brave? A: He who has diarrhea and wants to fart!
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On a cold day of January, I went to visit one of my friends in his house; it was snowing and my friend urged me to stay the night with him. They had only 2 rooms one for themselves and other for their baby; so I suggested to rest in baby' room. In middle of the night, I need WC which was in the garden and was so difficult for me to go there. I thought some moments then decided to change my place with the baby. I did so. And pissed in the place of baby; when I returned to change again I saw that the baby had shitted in my bed!
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Laughing is always good except when you have diarrhea.
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What's the definition of bravery? A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
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A guy is going down on a prostitute. During the process he pulls out a piece of corn. Mildly disgusted, he tries to forget about it and continues. Then he finds a chunk of carrot and a pea, and he says, "I think I am going to be sick." The whore looks up and says, "That's what the last guy said!"
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What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan? Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.
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Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes? A: The guy who gave it to him.
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I got home to see my two months pregnant wife crouched in the bathroom crying. Her red, smudged eyes looked at me as she told me she'd lost the baby. I told the silly thing not to be so upset, I could clearly see it in the toilet.
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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.
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What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection? An itchy, twitchy twat!
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