Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
When you have a question you check with Google. When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!
Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: "I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..." "I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?" "Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."