Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!
Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: "I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..." "I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?" "Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."