If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!
Q: How do you fix a broken website? A: With stick e-tape.
Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: "I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..." "I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?" "Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."