The best internet jokes

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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has 42.00 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geek, internet, IT, technology
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
When you have a question you check with Google. When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, internet
Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: internet, Yo mama
Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
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has 31.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, internet, IT
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: "I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..." "I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?" "Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
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has 30.20 % from 209 votes. More jokes about: customer service, Facebook, internet, IT, technology