Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
I am often asked, "Is google a man or a women?" My simple answer is: It's a woman because it won't let you finish your sentence without making a suggestion.
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Facebook: "My kids are perfect." Instagram: "My kids are beautiful." Twitter: "My kids are why I drink."
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.
A press release: "Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses