Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.
The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI...
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".