Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!
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A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
