Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? No, you should do it on a computer.
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces. It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.
Q: What do you call a black man on the internet? A: The dark web.
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.