Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
Q: What do builders use to make websites? A: Com.crete.
Q: How do you fix a broken website? A: With stick e-tape.
If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses
Q: What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe? A: An e-mergency.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
How do barmen surf the web? On the Gin-ternet.
If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces. It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.