Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? No, you should do it on a computer.
I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces. It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.
Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
Q: What do you call a black man on the internet? A: The dark web.
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.