Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet.
She is already world-wide!
Q: What do builders use to make websites?
A: Com.crete.
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Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet?
A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses
Q: What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe?
A: An e-mergency.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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How do barmen surf the web?
On the Gin-ternet.
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Q: How do you fix a broken website?
A: With stick e-tape.
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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces.
It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.