Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach?
No, you should do it on a computer.
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Q: What do you call a black man on the internet?
A: The dark web.
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If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
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Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet?
A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
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I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces.
It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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