Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses
When you have a question you check with Google. When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
Q: What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe? A: An e-mergency.
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
How do barmen surf the web? On the Gin-ternet.
Q: How do you fix a broken website? A: With stick e-tape.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces. It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.