If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
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The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements.
If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
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I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces.
It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses