What do cows do when they re introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
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How are skunks able to avoid danger?
By using their instinks and common scents.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
Ronnie goes to the auction.
He notices a parrot that was on auction.
Ronnie decides to bid for it and so Ronnie starts off with 50 Dollars.
Auctioneer: 50 Dollars
Voice: 100 Dollars
Ronnie: 200 Dollars
Voice: 300 Dollars
Ronnie: 400 Dollars
Voice: 750 Dollars
Ronnie: 800 Dollars
Auctioneer 800 going once, twice and the parrot is sold.
Ronnie to the Auctioneer "I hope this Parrot can speak as I have spent a lot of money on it."
Auctioneer Laughing: "Who do you think was Bidding against you.
Q: What is the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
A: One says "See you later" and the other says "In a while".
Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?
Because, if it had 4 doors it would be chicken sedan.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?
A stinkasaurus.
What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil?
Pre-tanned leather.
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?
A) It doesn't matter, he won't come!
On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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A fellow always wanted to own a pet skunk, so in the dead of winter, he took his girlfriend with him to go hunting for one.
After a bit of waiting, they bagged a skunk and brought him back to the truck.
The skunk was very scared and very cold, so the guy asks his girlfriend if she can keep the skunk between her legs to keep him warm.
"But what about the smell?" asks his girlfriend.
"Oh, he'll get used to it, just like I did."
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