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What do cows do when they re introduced? They give each other a milk shake.
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A farmer brought his daughter a little pot-belly pet pig. She called it "Stinky" when she played with it out in the yard, but she called it "Ballpoint" when it was in the sty. "Tell me," asked her father, "Why do you have two names for your pig?" "That’s easy," she replied, "Ballpoint is just his pen name."
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Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet? It lives on ice.
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What do ducks wear to party's? A duck-sedo!
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
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What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night.
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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.
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How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back. And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out first.
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Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in? The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!
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A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, “Where were you during the first half?” He replied “Putting on my shoes!”.
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On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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