What do cows do when they re introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
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What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?
A tiger moth.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
What's the definition of a nervous breakdown?
A chameleon on a tartan rug.
The T. Rexes were all angry.
You know why?
Because these huge muscular creatures with these big muscular legs and these tiny little hands!
How would you feel, 60 million years never being able to masturbate?
That is the real reason dinosaurs are extinct right there.
Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse?
A: An Arab mechanic.
How do rabbits get to work?
By rabbit transit.
How do bulls drive their cars?
They steer them.
