Joke #11077

What's the important part of a horse? The manr part.

A man asks a farmer near a field, "Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train." The farmer says, "Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you'll even catch the 4:11 one."

Where do sharks come from? Sharkago.

What did one skunk say to another? And so do you.

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool.

A dog goes into a job centre and asks for employment. ‘Wow, a talking dog,’ says the clerk. ‘With your talent I’m sure we can find you a job at the circus.’ ‘The circus?’ says the dog. ‘What does a circus want with a plumber?’

What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat? A harebrush.

"My friend is nuts. He thinks he's Bugs Bunny. But I m positive he isn't." "How do you know he isn t?" "Because I am."

Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing? He was always standing up on the job!

How do you shoot a great white shark? Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun.

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses? If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!