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What's the important part of a horse? The manr part.
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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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Q: Where does a kangaroo go that can't hop? A: Hopspital.
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Bad Zoo 1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you. 2. The Bears exhibit is nothing more than the guys cut from the football team during training camp. 3. The stripes on the zebra tend to peel away in the heat. 4. The Zookeeper always wants to take the Rhino for a walk. 5. The Lion in the lion cage closely resembles the one from The Lion King. 6. The alligator in the Reptiles exhibit is nothing more than the University of Florida's Mascot. 7. If you deposit 50 cents, the giraffe will magically appear and talk to you. 8. Ask the Tour Guide too many questions and you're suddenly dipped in some sort of sauce and placed in the Tigers den. 9. The Elephant appear to be two guys in a two part Elephant suit. 10. Two words: Hippo Dogs!
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Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
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What is a chameleon's motto? A change is as good as a rest.
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What do you call a dinosaur drinking Tequila? Tyrannosaurus Mex.
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Which big cat should you never play cards with? A cheetah.
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