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What's the important part of a horse? The manr part.
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Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
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Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop.
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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
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You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!
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A young lawyer was working on a farmer’s case, which asked compensation from the train company because one of they’re trains killed 24 pigs of his. At the High Court, wanting to make impression of the damage amount, the lawyer says: There were 24 pigs gentlemen! Twice as much than you!
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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll.
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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo.
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Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him? He stung her into action.
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What do you call a flying skunk? A smellicopter.
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What animal do you look like when you get into the bath? A little bear.
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