Joke #10098

Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest.

Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I'm a big girl I won't cry, I'm just glad that cows don't fly.

Q: What do you say to a bodybuilding cow farmer? A: Show us your calves!

In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.

There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape

If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today.

Mother to little boy: ‘Stop pulling the cat’s tail.’ Boy: ‘I’m not. I’m just holding it. It’s the cat that’s doing the pulling.’

What is a frogs favorite time? Leap Year!

Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him. "So how was it?" his mother asked when they returned home. "Great," Little Johnny replied. "Did you and daddy have a good time?" asked his mother. "Yeah, daddy really liked it too," exclaimed Little Johnny, "especially when one of the animals came home at 30 to 1!"

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef.