Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest.
What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A honey bunny.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.
Customer: "Waiter, what’s the meaning of this fly in my tea up?" Waiter: "I wouldn’t know sir, I’m a waiter, not a fortune teller."
Q: What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A: A shadow.
Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind, it stinks.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a gorilla? An animal that puts you out at night.
On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
What do cows wear when they are on vacation in Hawaii? Moo moos.
Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
What's a rabbits favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.