Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest.
What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before? Deja phew.
What do you call a dinosaur that destroys everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind, it stinks.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed. His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, "Some things you just can't explain. This morning I was outside milking a cow. As soon as the bucket was full the cow kicked it down with his left foot so I tied up his left foot to a pole. I began to fill up the bucket again and he kicked it down with his right foot, so I tied his right foot to a pole too. As soon as I finished milking the cow again he knocked down the bucket with his tail and I took off my belt and tied up his tail with my belt. As I was tying up his tail, my pants dropped down, then my wife came out and well, trust me, some things you just can't explain."
What kind of cars do rabbits drive? Hop rods.
Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!
Bears do not eat bears. Tigers do not eat tigers. Dogs do not eat dogs. Cats stopped eating kebabs.
Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox? A: Because the cats keep covering them up.