Q: Why do pandas like old movies? A: Because they are black and white.
Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart? A: "Cheap, cheap!"
What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!
What US state has the most cows? Moosouri.
Save the tree, eat a beaver.
Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
Why are cows made for dancing? They re all born hoofers.
The Teacher asked Little Johnny, "How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?" Little Johnny replied, "Just Don't bite any."
Two men were walking along the street when they came upon a dog licking his dick. One man said, "I sure wish I could do that." The other replied, "You can, but you're probably going to have to pet him first."
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls? Reptiles.
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house? He prawned everything.