Q: Why do pandas like old movies?
A: Because they are black and white.
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Why did the duck get arrested?
because he was selling quack.
What band is a cow favorite?
Moody Blues.
What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?
The first herd shot round the world.
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
In his beef case.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a gorilla?
An animal that puts you out at night.
Jesse starts wailing to the vet, "you gotta save my dog, he looks real bad - please you just gotta!"
"There, there Jesse, your dog just has a broken hip he'll be fine in no time.
My fee, of course, will be $1,500."
Jesse starts to wail - "oh, my dog's going to die!!!"
How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed?
You can smell the carrots on his breath.
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?
A) It doesn't matter, he won't come!
Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?
In a pellet court!