Q: Why do pandas like old movies?
A: Because they are black and white.
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There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and during this visit he saw a farmer feeding pigs in a most extraordinary manner.
The farmer would lift a pig up to a nearby apple tree, and the pig would eat the apples off the tree directly.
The farmer would move the pig from one apple to another until the pig was satisfied, then he would start again with another pig.
The city man watched this activity for some time with great astonishment.
Finally, he could not resist saying to the farmer, “This is the most inefficient method of feeding pigs that I can imagine. Just think of the time that would be saved if you simply shook the apples off the tree and let the pigs eat them from the ground!”
The farmer looked puzzled and replied, “What’s time to a pig?”
What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?
An elephant with diarrhea.
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.
Mother: "What does the cow say?"
Child: "Moo!"
Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?"
Child: "Meow."
Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?"
And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, "Bud."
How much money did the bronco have?
Only a buck!
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Q: If a horses foot covers 2 acres of land, what will his tail cover?
A: His ass!
Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant’s toes?
A: Slow clowns.
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
(A teddy boar!)
If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get?
Half and half.