Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
Because they don't have balls to scratch.
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Every day a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this she can’t stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a Supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled, and asks: “What’s threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?”
The woman replies: “It’s Frank, the midget.”
A man, a woman, and a great survivor are trapped on an island.
The survivor finds a bunch of coconuts.
The man thinks to himself, "What if there are other people on the island? Then we won't be stranded!"
He throws coconuts at nearby ships, and the island was populated.
Everybody looks at him cross.
Then they kick him off the island.
Q: Why is Santa always so jolly?
A: He knows where all the naughty girls live.
Why are marriend women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the refrigerator and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the refrigerator.
Question: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?
Answer: Lipstick.
Woman: When you're finished with me, will my husband think I'm beautiful?
Beautician: Maybe.
Does he still drink a lot?
Boy will be boys but one day all girls will be women.
What do you give Mikey for his 18th birthday?
A 90 year old woman, because Mikey will eat anything.
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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions?
Crime fighter.
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