What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky.
Yesterday I saw a man trying to chat up a cheetah. ‘Hello,’ I thought. ‘He’s trying to pull a fast one.’
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, had recently died. "You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad. Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God." Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?"
What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow.
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
Why did the frog walk across the road? He didn't... he jumped.
How are black people and wolves similar? They both fight in packs.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no I-Deer.
Little Billy sits on his neighbour fence. After a while he asks surprised: Sir, how come your pig has only tree legs? Because I used only one leg for the stock.
A man asks a farmer near a field, "Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train." The farmer says, "Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you'll even catch the 4:11 one."
What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef.