Joke #10202

What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky.
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Yesterday I saw a man trying to chat up a cheetah. ‘Hello,’ I thought. ‘He’s trying to pull a fast one.’
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Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, had recently died. "You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad. Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God." Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?"
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What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow.
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Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
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Why did the frog walk across the road? He didn't... he jumped.
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How are black people and wolves similar? They both fight in packs.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no I-Deer.
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Little Billy sits on his neighbour fence. After a while he asks surprised: Sir, how come your pig has only tree legs? Because I used only one leg for the stock.
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A man asks a farmer near a field, "Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train." The farmer says, "Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you'll even catch the 4:11 one."
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What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef.
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