What do you call an easy-going rabbit?
Hoppy-go-lucky.
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How far can a rabbit run into the woods?
Halfway.
After that she's running out of the woods.
Are you a shark?
Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine.
He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself.
Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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Why did the frog walk across the road?
He didn't... he jumped.
Whats the difference in a seagull and a babys diaper?
A seagull flits across the shore and a baby shits across the floor.
There are two types of ostriches - Grey and Blue.
Grey ones scared hide their head in the sand.
The Blue ones sit in the bushes waiting for this moment.
Mama Raptor and Papa Raptor were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Raptor a choice of which parent to live with.
JUDGE: "Do you want to live with your mother?"
BABY RAPTOR: "No! She beats me."
JUDGE: "OK, then you can live with your father."
BABY RAPTOR: "No! He beats me too!"
JUDGE: "Well you have to live with someone. Who do you want to live with?"
BABY RAPTOR: "I want to live with my Aunt Bertha in Toronto."
JUDGE: "Is there any chance she'll beat you also?"
BABY RAPTOR: "No sir. The Toronto Raptors don't beat anybody."
Why are cows made for dancing?
They re all born hoofers.
What is the difference between a man and a catfish?
One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.