What job do rabbits at hotels have?
Bellhop.
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Q: Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested?
A: Charged With Battery.
Which rabbit was a famous female aviator?
Amelia Harehart.
First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?
Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.
Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex?
A: They have cotton balls.
What's the favourite flavour of sharks?
Shark-o-late.
A man is walking through the wood and he meets a really ugly, big and a fat frog.
The frog says: "Hello, prince if you kiss me, I will fulfill you one wish. You can wish whatever you want."
The man says: "Ok, I will kiss you."
He kisses the frog, he has told her his wish but nothing has happened.
And the frog said: "Now you can see, such an old man and still believes in fairy tales."
There where two snakes talking.
The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead?
Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'.
Then the second Snake says "Why do you ask?"
The 1st one replies: "I just bit my lip!"
What did the idiot call his pet zebra?
Spot!
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
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