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What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop.
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Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in? They had to pay the jockey overtime!
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Psychiatrist: "What’s your problem?" Patient: "I think I’m a chicken." Psychiatrist: "How long has this been going on?" Patient: "Ever since I was an egg!"
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What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond? He had him newt-ered.
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What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh.
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Mommy Bear and Daddy Bear were in divorce court. The judge looked down and asked the Baby Bear, "So Baby Bear, do you want to live with Daddy Bear?" "Oh, no," Baby Bear replied, "I don't want to live with Daddy Bear. He beat me." "Well then, you should live with Mommy Bear," answered the judge. "On, no, I don't want to live with Mommy Bear. She beat me." "Well then, Baby Bear, who do you want to live with?" Baby Bear said, "I want to live with the Chicago Bears. They don't beat anybody!"
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Two drunks had just gotten thrown out of the bar and are walking down the street when they come across this dog, sitting on the curb, licking his balls. They stand there watching and after a while one of them says, " I sure wish I could do that!" The other one looks at him and says, "Well, I think I'd pet him first".
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Q: Why does a dog stay in a shadow. A: Because it doesn't want to be a Hotdog.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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