What job do rabbits at hotels have?
Bellhop.
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How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew?
When it has hares in it.
Three mice in a pub having a bevy discussing who's the hardest.
1st mouse says I'm the hardest I go up to mousetraps rip the cheese out and as the bar comes down i bench press it 30 times and throw it across the room!
2nd mouse says : you poof! I get rat poison' crush it into powder and snort it.
3rd mouse finishes his drink, gets up and walks to the door, where are you going? asked the other 2.
Home he replied to shag the cat!
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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There are two types of ostriches - Grey and Blue.
Grey ones scared hide their head in the sand.
The Blue ones sit in the bushes waiting for this moment.
What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?
A Moles Royce.
Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert?
A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
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How do you confuse a frog?
Put it in a round bowl and tell it to take a nap in the corner.
One day a blonde, brunette, and redhead were stuck on an island 100 miles away from civilization.
The only way to get home was to swim.
The brunette swam 50 miles before drowning.
The redhead swam 64 miles before getting attacked by a shark.
The blonde went 99 miles but got tried a swam back to the island.
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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