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What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop.
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One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds. One of the boys said, "What is that?" "They're smart pills," said the other boy. "Eat them and they'll make you smarter." So he ate them and said, "These taste like crap." "See," said the other boy, "you're getting smarter already."
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How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It's a place of udder delight.
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What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune.
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What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses? If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!
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A dog is truly a man's best friend. If you don't believe it, just try this experiment. Lock your dog and your wife in the boot of the car for an hour. When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?
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What is the slowest racehorse in the world? A clotheshorse.
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A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared, "Who is the king of the jungle?" and the deer replied, "Oh, you are, Master." The gorilla walked off pleased. Soon he came across a zebra drinking at a water hole. The gorilla roared, "Who is the king of the jungle?" The zebra replied, "Oh, you are, Master." The gorilla walked off pleased. Then he came across an elephant. "Who is the king of the jungle?" he roared. With that, the elephant threw the gorilla across a tree and jumped on him. The gorilla scraped himself up off the ground and said, "Okay, okay, there’s no need to get mad just because you don’t know the answer."
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Why did the dolphin feel crabby? Because he ate too many crabs.
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Name an animal that lives in Lapland? A reindeer Good, now name another. Another reindeer!
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Q: Why are dogs such bad dancers? A: They have two left feet.
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