What job do rabbits at hotels have?
Bellhop.
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That tornado damage your cow barn any?
Dunno.
Haven't found the durn thing yet.
Girl: We have a mayor. Do you?
Horse: Sure!
Girl: What do you call it?
Horse: Same as you do. Mare!
How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?
Just a phew.
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If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get?
Half and half.
A blonde is driving down the road and she sees a dead rabbit.
She stops the car and called out, "Does anybody got any hairspray!?"
A man pulls up and gives her a bottle of spray and she sprays it on the dead rabbit and the man stares and says "Why u doing that?"
The blonde says "Hairspray is for dead hairs"
