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Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
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What did the male squirrel say when the female attacked him... Get away from my nuts.
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The male worm towards the female worm: Baby, if you don’t take me as you’re husband, I’m throwing myself to the chickens!
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Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar? A: The lid said, "Twist to open."
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A man is walking through a park when he steps in a pile of dog mess. He pauses to wipe his shoe on the grass and sees another man step into the same pile. ‘I just did that,’ says the man, so the other man rubs his nose in it.
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Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple? A: The Holocaust.
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Q: What is a duck's favorite TV show? A: The feather forecast!
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What do you call a turtle with a hard on? A slow poke.
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One day little Johnny with his aunt went to a zoo. Little Johnny pointed to a donkey that had a black and long erected penis more than 20 inches length. So he asked his aunt what was that. His aunt responded: "That is nothing" On the other month when he with his mother went to the zoo accidentally they met the same donkey with his long dick. Johnny pointing to it said to his mother: "Mommi my aunt told me that it was nothing." His mother laughed and said: "My dear it is nothing for your aunt!"
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How can you tell when a skunk is angry? It raises a stink.
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Q: Why do hippos have to have sex in water? A: Ever try to keep two tons of pussy wet?
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