Why are rabbits never gold?
How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
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She'll cream you.
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In what type of weather is the vet the busiest?
When its raining cats and dogs.
The mommy Cobra with her little son are taking a “walk”.
The little cobra asks; "Mommy, are we poisonous?"
"Yes, we are. Why you ask?"
The little cobra asks again; "Are you sure that we’re poisonous?"
"Yes I am!" says the mom with pride.
The little one asks again; "Are you very very sure that we’re very poisonous?"
"Damn sure! We’re the most poisonous snakes in the whole world! But why you ask?"
The little cobra burst into tears; "Cause I bit my tongue a bit before!"
What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?
Udder chaos.