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Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
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A cat died and went to heaven. St. Peter said to the cat, "Is there anything I can do to make your stay here better?" The cat said, "I've been sleeping on a cold floor and I'd love a warm pillow to sleep on. St. Peter gave a pillow to the cat, and the cat headed off to bed. Later, some mice came to St. Peter. They wanted roller skates to get around faster so St. Peter gave them their skates and the mice went off. The next evening St. Peter checks in on the cat. "How was your night last night?" The cat said "That pillow you gave me is really nice, but what I like the most about heaven is the Meals on Wheels."
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Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
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What's the important part of a horse? The manr part.
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A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat! He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there. Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?" "Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?" Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a bitch on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!"
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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost!
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How come sharks don’t attack lawyers? From professional courtesy.
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Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
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Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
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Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
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What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads.
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