Why are rabbits never gold?
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One day, two skunks named In and Out, asked their mother if they could go into a store and play.
Their mother said yes, but only for an hour.
An hour later, only Out came back.
Their mother said, "Out, you'd better go back in and find In."
About 10 seconds later, Out comes back with In.
Their mother asked how Out found In so quickly.
"Easy."
Out said.
"In-stincts."
Q: What did the emu say to the nurse?
A: Mend her bones or walk the plank
Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?
He was always standing up on the job!
A dog walks into a pub, and takes a seat.
He says to the barman, "Can I have a pint of lager and a packet of crisps please".
The barman says, "Wow, that's amazing! You should join the circus!"
The dog replies, "Why? Do they need electricians?"
Why are there no zebras in Czech zoos?
Czechs and stripes don’t mix.
Q. Why did the tiger loose at poker?
A. Because he was playing with a cheetah.
A passenger train is creeping along, slowly.
Finally it creaks to a halt.
A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside.
"What's going on?" she yells out the window.
"Cow on the track!" replies the conductor.
Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace.
Within five minutes, however, it stops again.
The woman sees the same conductor walk again.
She leans out the window and yells, "What happened? Did we catch up with the cow again?"
What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?
Odour in court.
Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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