Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
A man checks into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely. He thought, "I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab." He popped into a phone booth near the hotel and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. He copied the phone number and returned to his hotel. When back in the room he figures, "What the heck, I'll give her a call." "Hello," the woman says. She sounded sexy. "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks... We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want! Now, how does that sound?" She says, "That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."
Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
Two men were talking: First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?" Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
Yo momma's clitoris is as long as my dick.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"