Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
A man checks into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely. He thought, "I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab." He popped into a phone booth near the hotel and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. He copied the phone number and returned to his hotel. When back in the room he figures, "What the heck, I'll give her a call." "Hello," the woman says. She sounded sexy. "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks... We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want! Now, how does that sound?" She says, "That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
Q: How do you make your wife scream while having sex? A: Call her and tell her.
Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!