What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?
I ll get you next slime.
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Squid pro quo.
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The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead.
"Shit!" says the ant.
"One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"
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