What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I ll get you next slime.
Baby Rabbit: "Mommy, where did I come from?" Mother Rabbit: "I ll tell you when you re older." Baby Rabbit: "Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now." Mother Rabbit: "If you must know, you were pulled from a magician's hat."
Where do sharks come from? Sharkago.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
A tourist on a farm asked the farmer why one pig had a wooden leg. The farmer said, "That pig is the bravest pig I ever saw." "So why does he have a wooden leg?" the tourist asked. "One night, our house caught on fire, and he came inside and woke us all up." The tourist asked again, "So, why does that pig have a wooden leg?" "You can't eat a pig that brave all at once!"
A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn't show up at the church. He got colt feet.
Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers.
Q: Who was the most famous pirate octopus? A: Captain Squid.
Customer: "Waiter, do you serve crabs?" Waiter: "Please sit down sir, we serve everyone."
Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he managed for sex. "What's that?" he asked. She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, I use a hole in the trunk of a tree." Horrified, she said, "Tarzan, you have it all wrong. I'll show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes, laid down on the ground and spread her legs wide. "Here," she said, "You must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick, right in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?" "Checking for bees!" said Tarzan.