Joke #10646

What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I ll get you next slime.
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I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road. He passed a woman who was walking a young child. "Lady", said the drunk, "that's the ugliest kid I've ever seen. Damn, that is one ugly child!." As the drunk wandered off, the lady burst into tears. Just then, a mailman came to her rescue. "What's the matter, madam?" he asked. "I've just been horribly insulted" she sobbed. "There there," said the mailman, reaching into his pocket. "Dry your eyes with this tissue, and here's a banana for the chimp"
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Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!
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Q: What do you call a cow playing with its self? A: Beef stroganoff.
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What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it's on the train.
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No chicken dies a virgin. They get laid at birth *slaps knee*.
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One day little Johnny with his aunt went to a zoo. Little Johnny pointed to a donkey that had a black and long erected penis more than 20 inches length. So he asked his aunt what was that. His aunt responded: "That is nothing" On the other month when he with his mother went to the zoo accidentally they met the same donkey with his long dick. Johnny pointing to it said to his mother: "Mommi my aunt told me that it was nothing." His mother laughed and said: "My dear it is nothing for your aunt!"
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
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Q: What do you call a pig who knows karate? A: Pork Chop.
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