What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?
I ll get you next slime.
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Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in?
They had to pay the jockey overtime!
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What do cows wear when they are on vacation in Hawaii?
Moo moos.
The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
What's black and white and green?
A frog sitting on a newspaper.
Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?
She was pasteurized.
Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?
A. Wheeeee.
Why is a reindeer like a gossip?
Because they are both tail bearers.
The mommy Cobra with her little son are taking a “walk”.
The little cobra asks; "Mommy, are we poisonous?"
"Yes, we are. Why you ask?"
The little cobra asks again; "Are you sure that we’re poisonous?"
"Yes I am!" says the mom with pride.
The little one asks again; "Are you very very sure that we’re very poisonous?"
"Damn sure! We’re the most poisonous snakes in the whole world! But why you ask?"
The little cobra burst into tears; "Cause I bit my tongue a bit before!"
Dog rules
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.
7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
10. If its broken, it's yours.