Joke #10681

What happened to the cold jellyfish? It set.

What did one skunk say to another? And so do you.

We must admit that we want to be like some animals. We all want to be strong like a bear, we want to have a sharp sight like a falcon, the intelligence like an owl, the endurance like a horse, we want to sing like a skylark, we want to be running like a fox and of course we all want to have the salivas like a dragon lizard.

Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!

Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!

Why was the little bear so spoiled? Because its mother panda d to its every whim.

Question: What’s worse than a male chauvinistic pig? Answer: A woman that doesn’t do what she’s told.

Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.

A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in front of the big silver back gorillas cage when one woman makes a gesture that the gorilla interprets as an invitation. He grabs her, yanks her over the fence, and takes her to his nest in the pen. There he ravishes her and makes passionate love to her for about 2 hours till he is tranquilized, and the lady taken to hospital. Her friend, deeply concerned, visits her the next day. “Are you hurt?” she asks. She replies, “Of course I’m hurt! He hasn’t called! He hasn’t written!”

Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.

There's two fish in a tank, and one says ''How do you drive this thing?''