What happened to the cold jellyfish?
It set.
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A: The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?
A bunny with money.
Birdie, birdie in the sky
Dropped some white stuff in my eye,
I'm a big girl I won't cry,
I'm just glad that cows don't fly.
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Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws?
It costs an arm and a leg to eat there.
What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up.
Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.
Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?
It wants to keep it's Stockholm!
What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny?
Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift.
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I’ve never understood why women love cats.
Cats are independent, they don’t listen, they don’t come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they’re home they like to be left alone and sleep.
In other words, every quality that women hate in a man they love in a cat.