Joke #10847

How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!
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What newspaper do cows read? The Daily Moos.
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What's a rabbits favourite car? Any make, just as long it's a hutchback.
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A guy walks into a bar and sees a dog lying in the corner licking his balls. He turns to the bartender and says, "Boy, I wish I could do that." The Bartender replies, "You'd better try petting him first."
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
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Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.
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What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house? The Lizard of Oz.
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Did you find my horse well behaved? Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!
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Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a lambrogini? A: Procupines have pricks on the outside.
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A little kid gets on a city bus, sits right behind the driver, and starts talking loudly, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow, I'd be a little bull." The driver gets annoyed as the kids continues to yammer on. "If my dad was an rooster and my mom a hen, I would be a little chick." The kid goes on and on with all the animals he knows, when finally, the bus driver yells, "What if your dad was a bum and your mom was a drunk?" The kid smiles and says, "I'd be a bus driver."
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A drunk guy took a cat home to his wife and said: "See... here is the a monkey of the jungle." His wife said laughing, "That's a CAT ..." He said back to his wife, "I am talking to the cat!"
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