What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards.
What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits? Wheelburrows.
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Megasoreass.
What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common? They both like a tight seal.
Have you seen the offices of the RSPCA? It’s tiny; you couldn’t swing a cat in there.
Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle? A: They both get fucked up when they're on their backs.