Joke #10118

What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards.
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There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods... Cats have never forgotten this. Here's proof that Cats are smarter than dogs... You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God! Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.My husband said it was him or the cat... I miss him sometimes. Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit!
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That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing. I told you he was a bum steer.
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One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE." It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York. So, thinking that he might be down the street, she put on her house-coat and went looking for him. When a police officer stopped to ask what she was doing, she said very honestly, "I'm looking for LOVE." The policeman arrested her on the spot.
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What do cows do when they re introduced? They give each other a milk shake.
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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny.
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A woman took her dog to the vet. She said, "I think my dog is dead". The doctor laid the dog on the table and reached down and took a cat out of a box. The cat walked all over the dog and the dog didn't move. "Yes, your dog is dead," says the doctor. "How much do I owe you?" the lady asks. "$345," says the doctor. "$345!!?" the lady asks. "Yes. $45 for the office visit and $300 for the cat scan."
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Why God did made the snake before lawyers? To exercise.
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What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
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What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!
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