What do nigger pimps and farmers have in common? They both need a hoe to stay in business!
"Yes brother," says Paddy. "Well I'm going on a business trip soon and if she gives birth while I'm away, I want you dear brother, to name the kids," says Mick. "It'll be an honour to do that for you Mick," says Paddy. A month later Paddy calls Mick. "Hello Mick, your wife's given birth to a boy and a girl, their beautiful," says Paddy. "That's wonderful Paddy, what did you call them?" says Mick. "I called the girl Deniece," says Paddy. "And what did you call the boy?" "I called the boy De nephew."
Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales? To get all their stuff back.
What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1) No mind. 2) No business.
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing. A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready. “All set back here, Captain,” came the reply, “except the lawyers are still going around passing out business cards.”
How many Mexicans does it take to knock out paquiao? Only Juan.
Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair? A: He gets disoriented!
Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles? A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
Whats faster than a black person stealing your car? Him driving away in it.
Q:Where does a mexican shop for books? A: Borders
What do a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.