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My heart is not made in China!
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The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane."
The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
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Black man says to siri: "Take me home"
Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
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Q: Where does a black jew go?
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What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful?
It's mashing!
A nigger goes to the doctor in South Africa.
He cries he’s got neck pains, the doctor tells him to strip his clothes and walk in four legs and stay for a while in every corner of the room.
The nigger, get’s up in his feet and asks the doctor what’s the point:
Well this because I have a new black table and I wanted to see where to put it!