Girlfriend left but my heart is not broken...
My heart is not made in China!
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Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
What is a black persons's worst fear?
Child Support.
Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
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Me: Staring contest. Go!
Me: O.O
Friend: -.-
Me: I win! You blinked! Haha
Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
How do you fry a Mexican?
You turn on the fence.
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea?
A good start.
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Whats the only thing darker than a black man?
His Future.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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How do you start a Jewish parade?
Throw a penny down main street.
