Girlfriend left but my heart is not broken...
My heart is not made in China!
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A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...
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Have you heard of the new black Barbie doll?
It comes with 6 kids, AIDS, and a welfare check!
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored.
The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers."
The retard says ," OK ".
When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling.
He goes over and starts beating their asses.
He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer.
He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?"
The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
What do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn?
Modern farm equiptment.
If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes?
A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt?
"Help I'm not break dancing"
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An Indian and an African walk into a bar...
Just jokin'.
It's just two liberal white women.
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One day I was walking on the streets when I saw someone running.
I stopped and asked them what happened, they said their neighbor lived in the dark and came today with black face.
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