Girlfriend left but my heart is not broken...
My heart is not made in China!
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A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer.
The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat.
Where did you get it?"
The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people together...
A: A pack of Gorillas.
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A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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How does a black woman know when she's pregnant?
When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
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Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant?
A: Her nigga runs away.
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What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
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How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
How do you suffocate a nigger?
Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican.
They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back.
We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head".
The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head.
The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams.
They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
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How long does it take a black lady to shit?
About 9 months.
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