Girlfriend left but my heart is not broken...
My heart is not made in China!
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What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one.
The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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Q: Why do Mexicans have such small steering wheels in their car?
A: So they can drive with handcuffs on.
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine?
A: They both don't work and always take your money.
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What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women?
An inmate.
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Why did the nigger walks into a bar?
The cell door was still locked.
When a white person delivers an asian baby.
White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp.
Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish."
After a thought he says he's got it.
"My first wish is i want a million dollars."
Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars."
Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.."
Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres.
"And now you have but one wish."
"The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog?
A tourist.
Why are black people good at basketball?
Because they run, shoot and steal.
A zebra has wondered his whole life whether he was a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes.
When he dies and goes to heaven he asks God the question "Am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes?"
God responds, "You are what you are"
The zebra goes to his friends and tells them what God had said and that he still doesn't know the answer to his question.
One of his friends says, "Well, that means you are a white zebra with black stripes"
The zebra asks him why and the friend says, "Because otherwise God would have said 'You is what you is'"