Black magic... It doesn't work.
Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.
Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
Q:What's the most dangerous job in America? A: The graveyard shift at a KFC in the projects.
There was this Mexican guy, Black guy, and Asian guy all working for the same construction company. At the beginning of the day the boss calls a meeting with them about today's work. They were all pretty new, so they had to be assigned jobs He says to the Mexican guy, "You're in charge of the cement." He says to the Black guy, "You're in charge of the dirt." He says to the Asian guy, "You're in charge of the supplies." After delegating out all the responsibilities he says, "I'm gonna be back at the end of the day to check on your work. It better be good or you're all fired." The boss was quite serious and had a reputation for being shrewd. They immediately get to work. At the end of the day, the boss comes back and checks on their work. He looks at the big pile of cement and says, "Nice work," to the Mexican guy. He looks at the big pile of dirt and says, "Nice work," to the Black guy. He looks around and can't find the Asian guy anywhere so he asks, "Where the heck is that Asian guy?" All of a sudden, the Asian jumps out from behind the big pile of dirt and yells, "SUPPLIES!"
Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots.
Q: What is long and black? A: An unemployment line