What do you get if you cross a Kindle with an Apple iPhone 4S? 4Skin.
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "Great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
A wife send her husband an sms on a cold winter evening: "Windows frozen". The husband send answer back: "Pour some warm water over them". Some time later husband receives answer from his wife: "The computer is completely fucked now".
The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.
Funny facts about Google users: 50% of people use Google well as a search engine. The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected
A failure in a device will never appear until it has passed final inspection.
How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone 6 plus? Don't worry, they'll let you know.
Me: Siri, why am I alone? Siri: *opens front facing camera*
Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.
Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.