What does CPA stand for?
Can't Pass Again.
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An accountant and a lawyer were laying on a beach in Hawaii sipping mai tai's.
The lawyer started telling the accountant how he came to be there.
"I had this downtown property in Memphis that caught fire and after the insurance paid off, I came here."
The accountant said, "I had a downtown property, too, in Miami. It got flooded so here I am with the insurance proceeds."
The lawyer took another sip of his mai tai, and then asked in a puzzled voice, "How do you start a flood?"
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A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.
His friend asks, "Didn't your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago?"
The businessman replies, "That's the accountant we're looking for."
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Q: What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?
A: The accountant knows he's boring.
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Four Laws of Accounting:
1. Trial balances don't.
2. Bank reconciliations never do.
3. Working capital does not.
4. Return on investments never will.
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Why are accountants always so calm, composed, and methodical?
They have strong internal controls.
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Q: What's a shy and retiring accountant?
A: An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.
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Q: How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Hmmm... I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you.
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Q: What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?
A: Lost.
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Q: What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?
A: Invite an accountant.
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Q: Why accountants don't read novels?
A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
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