Q: Why do accountants make good lovers? A: They're great with figures.
Q: Why accountants don't read novels? A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
Q: What do you call a group financial controller who's lost his job? A: Bob.
Did you hear about the cannibal Tax Accountant? She charges an arm and a leg.
Q: What does a blond man do at 03.00 in the night naked at the balcony? A: The blond girl told him to come outside
Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it's sad that law allows only one wife.
Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!
Q: How do you know you've got a good tax accountant? A: He's had a loophole named after him.
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant? A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles.
Welcome to the accounting department, where everybody counts.