Joke #11385

Take a squirt gun into the rest room stall next to someone and shoot little drops over the wall every couple of seconds while pretending to pee.

Remove the shower head and place a chicken bouillon cube in it, then put the head back on.

Did you hear about the man who drank 5 gallons of tea? He drowned in his teepee!

Place a pair of pants and shoes inside the only toilet stall in a rest room to make it appear someone is using it all day.

Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary? A: It runs in your genes.

One night my mother in law came to our home. In the middle of the night suddenly I was awakened by a horrible sound from WC. She farted. I was so angry that shouted and said: "Your food is under your feet and your weapons are complete get out and go to fight with ISIS!"

Change the coffee in the office coffee maker to decaf.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon in school? I'll see you next period.

Paint a bar of soap completely with clear nail polish so it won't suds up.

Little Red Riding Hood walks through the forest and sees a wolf hunched under a tree with its ears erect and its mouth stretched in a big grimace. She says to the wolf, "My, what big ears you have!" The wolf keeps grimacing. She says, "My, what big eyes you have!" The wolf grimaces even wider, baring his teeth. She says, "My, what big teeth you have!" The wolf finally snaps and says, "F**k off! I'm trying to take a dump."

Write a message on an upside-down paper cup that alludes to something horrible being trapped under it. Leave it on a coworker's desk or in a conference room.