Joke #11385

Take a squirt gun into the rest room stall next to someone and shoot little drops over the wall every couple of seconds while pretending to pee.
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Change the coffee in the office coffee maker to decaf.
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Fill someone's hair-dryer with baby powder.
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Put tape over the optical sensor of someone's mouse.
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Did you hear about the man who drank 5 gallons of tea? He drowned in his teepee!
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Place a pair of pants and shoes inside the only toilet stall in a rest room to make it appear someone is using it all day.
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