Take a squirt gun into the rest room stall next to someone and shoot little drops over the wall every couple of seconds while pretending to pee.
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Paint a bar of soap completely with clear nail polish so it won't suds up.
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Hide all of the desktop icons on someone's computer and replace the monitor's wallpaper with a screen-shot of their desktop.
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Find a sleeping person, fill their hand with shaving cream and then tickle their nose.
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Write a message on an upside-down paper cup that alludes to something horrible being trapped under it.
Leave it on a coworker's desk or in a conference room.
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Hide an alarm clock in someone's bedroom and set it for 3:00 a.m.
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Q: What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef?
A: Anyone can roast beef.
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Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period?
A. Finger painting.
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Q: What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?
A: He drowned in his own tea pe
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