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A: You can't touch that toilet, it's art.
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Move all of their icons to the trash.
When they get back to their desk, clicking won't accomplish anything!
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Q: What is worse than waking up the morning after an orgy with pubic hair in your teeth?
A: Waking up with a lump in your throat and a string hanging out of your mouth.
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Put a "Please Use Other Door" sign on the entrance to your office building if it only has one entrance.
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