I just recently discovered that there is a national holiday named after Atheism. April FOOLS day. Like this story in the name of Jesus.
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A: Cheetah.
Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A: Samson. He brought the house down.
April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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"What’s the matter Johnny?" asked his concerned mother.
Johnny replied: "That man said that he hoped our baby would be raised in a good Christian home… I just want her to stay with you guys."
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He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said
"They did it that means I do it." ,
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Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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