Joke #11690

I just recently discovered that there is a national holiday named after Atheism. April FOOLS day. Like this story in the name of Jesus.

Hide an alarm clock in someone's bedroom and set it for 3:00 a.m.

Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.

Josey wasn't the best pupil at Sunday school. She often fell asleep and one day while she was sleeping, the teacher asked her a question. "Who is the creator of the universe?" Joe was sitting next to Josey and decided to poke her with a pin to wake her up. Josey jumped and yelled, "God almighty!" The teacher congratulated her. A little later the teacher asked her another question, "Tell me who is our lord and savior?" Joe poked Josey again and she yelled out, "Jesus Christ!" The teacher congratulated her again. Later on the teacher asked, "What did Eve say to Adam after their 26th child?" Joe poked Josey again and she shouted, "If you stick that thing in me again, I'll snap it in half and stick it up your ass!"

Hide all of the desktop icons on someone's computer and replace the monitor's wallpaper with a screen-shot of their desktop.

Place a pair of pants and shoes inside the only toilet stall in a rest room to make it appear someone is using it all day.

Remove the shower head and place a chicken bouillon cube in it, then put the head back on.

Put a "Please Use Other Door" sign on the entrance to your office building if it only has one entrance.

After the baby was baptized, her four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of the car. "What’s the matter Johnny?" asked his concerned mother. Johnny replied: "That man said that he hoped our baby would be raised in a good Christian home… I just want her to stay with you guys."

Q: What animal could Noah not trust? A: Cheetah.

April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.