Put tape over the optical sensor of someone's mouse.
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Hide all of the desktop icons on someone's computer and replace the monitor's wallpaper with a screen-shot of their desktop.
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Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.
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Pull on a coworker is to press ctrl+print screen on their workstation, then paste it into Paint, save the pic, and set it as the desktop background.
Move all of their icons to the trash.
When they get back to their desk, clicking won't accomplish anything!
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Write a message on an upside-down paper cup that alludes to something horrible being trapped under it.
Leave it on a coworker's desk or in a conference room.
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After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted one husband on the opposite coast, the telephone became their chief means of communication.
When our phone bills showed astronomical increases, the other spouse and I sought relief.
Since we both owned computers, we encourage our wives to use electronic mail.
Now they call on the phone to let each other know that e-mail was sent, then call back to confirm that it arrived and have a conversation about the contents.
Place a pair of pants and shoes inside the only toilet stall in a rest room to make it appear someone is using it all day.
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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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Remove the shower head and place a chicken bouillon cube in it, then put the head back on.
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Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common?
A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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