Joke #11410

Write a message on an upside-down paper cup that alludes to something horrible being trapped under it. Leave it on a coworker's desk or in a conference room.

Put a "Please Use Other Door" sign on the entrance to your office building if it only has one entrance.

Pull on a coworker is to press ctrl+print screen on their workstation, then paste it into Paint, save the pic, and set it as the desktop background. Move all of their icons to the trash. When they get back to their desk, clicking won't accomplish anything!

Change the coffee in the office coffee maker to decaf.

I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.

Hide an alarm clock in someone's bedroom and set it for 3:00 a.m.

Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.

George had responded to a call from his attorney, insisting that they meet at once. He arrived at his lawyer's firm, and was ushered into his office. "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer asked. "Well, if those are my choices, I guess I'll take the bad news first." "Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars." "That's the bad news?" George was stunned? "If you call that bad, I can't wait to hear the terrible news." "The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary."

There was an employment advertisement in an office. So a guy went there. Managrer asked him: "Do you know what is the meaning of Ph.D.?" The guy answered: "Passed High school with Difficulties."

April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.

An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.