Father's Day always worried James.
He was afraid that he will get a gift he can't afford.
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Happy Father's Day!
I got you a present but if you want to get technical then technically you bought it.
By the way, can I borrow $20?
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"Dad, your Father's Day gift is another year of not having to pay for my wedding."
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Which is the most confusing day in America?
Father's day!
80% don't know whom to wish.
Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Many people get valuable furniture on hire purchase, it’s not that expensive when they buy it, but by the time it’s paid for they’re usually antiques.
Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day.
What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
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The economy got very bad in 2008.
I saw a pimp driving a beat up old Volkswagon.
Happy Father's Day to a dad who was smart enough to teach me how to mow the lawn so he would't have to.
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Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem?
A: Father's Day.
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A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms.
"That will be $1.08, please," says the clerk.
"What are the eight cents for?" asks the blonde.
"It says one dollar right here on the packaging."
"Tax," replies the clerk.
"Gee," says the blonde, "I thought you just rolled them on and they stayed put."