Father's Day always worried James. He was afraid that he will get a gift he can't afford.
"Dad, your Father's Day gift is another year of not having to pay for my wedding."
Happy Father's Day! I got you a present but if you want to get technical then technically you bought it. By the way, can I borrow $20?
Terrorists take a group of lawyers hostage. They ask for a ransom of $20 million and threaten to release one lawyer at a time if not given what they ask for.
What’s the best way to stop water coming into your house? Don’t pay the water bill.
A man walks into a New York City bank and says he wants to borrow $2,000 for three weeks. The loan officer asks him what kind of collateral he has. The man says "I've got a Rolls Royce -- keep it until the loan is paid off -- here are the keys." The loan officer promptly has the car driven into the bank's underground parking for safe keeping, and gives the man $2,000. Three weeks later the man comes into the bank, pays back the $2,000 loan, plus $10 interest, and regains possession of the Rolls Royce. The loan officer asks him, "Sir, if I may ask, why would a man who drives a Rolls Royce need to borrow two thousand dollars?" The man answers, "I had to go to Europe for three weeks, and where else could I store a Rolls Royce for that long for ten dollars?"
"I can't wait for Father's Day" said no man ever.
Why are men like bank accounts? Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest!
Please let me know in advance if you want to invite any secret love children to your Father's Day brunch.
What is the perfect Father's Day gift? Taking your Mom away on a vacation with you.
Should you trust a stockbroker who’s married to a travel agent?