Father's Day always worried James. He was afraid that he will get a gift he can't afford.
"Dad, your Father's Day gift is another year of not having to pay for my wedding."
Happy Father's Day! I got you a present but if you want to get technical then technically you bought it. By the way, can I borrow $20?
I keep getting bills from the Memory Erasing Clinic but I've never been there.
Q: Where does a snowman keep his money? A: In a snow bank.
Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem? A: Father's Day.
Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday.
By tradition, fathers wear a red flower on Father's Day, if their father is alive and a white flower if he's dead. And if they have a nagging wife and a house full of screaming kids, they wear a pink flower - which means they are living but wish they were dead.
Q: How do pirates make their money? A: By hook or by crook!
Please let me know in advance if you want to invite any secret love children to your Father's Day brunch.
Yo mama is so poor that she has to take the trash IN.