Father's Day always worried James.
He was afraid that he will get a gift he can't afford.
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"Dad, your Father's Day gift is another year of not having to pay for my wedding."
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Happy Father's Day!
I got you a present but if you want to get technical then technically you bought it.
By the way, can I borrow $20?
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Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 Cents.
Friend: That's Ludacris. How Kanye West your money like that?
"I can't wait for Father's Day" said no man ever.
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I bought a lottery ticket.
My son asked me: "Dady if your ticket wins $100,000 what will you do?"
I replied: "A travel to Europe, drink best and most expensive wines, making sex by the most beautiful actress and so on."
He again asked: "If unfortunately, your ticket didn't win what would be your action?"
I angrily gazed him then I told him: "I don't move here, drink some booze and beer; fuck your mother."
Please let me know in advance if you want to invite any secret love children to your Father's Day brunch.
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A pick pocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes.
The judge said "Mr. Banks you are hereby fined $100."
The lawyer stood up and said "Thanks, my lord, however my client only has $75 on him at this time, but if you'd allow him a few minutes in the crowd. . ."
I hope this gas station sells Father's Day cards.
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What is the perfect Father's Day gift?
Taking your Mom away on a vacation with you.
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