Joke #11457

Father's Day always worried James. He was afraid that he will get a gift he can't afford.

"Dad, your Father's Day gift is another year of not having to pay for my wedding."

Happy Father's Day! I got you a present but if you want to get technical then technically you bought it. By the way, can I borrow $20?

How do you hide your money from a mexican?

Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. "I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it." "I've spent my last buck," said the deer. "Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk. "Getting here cost me my last scent."

By tradition, fathers wear a red flower on Father's Day, if their father is alive and a white flower if he's dead. And if they have a nagging wife and a house full of screaming kids, they wear a pink flower - which means they are living but wish they were dead.

Which is the most confusing day in America? Father's day! 80% don't know whom to wish. Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them.

If the customer is always right, then why isn't everything free?

Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.

Happy Father's Day to someone who knew long before me that all the boys I brought home were jerks.

The newest therapy for healing the states of depression is so-called decapitation. It costs only 100 dollars but 50 dollars pays the health insurance company. The operation will be made only once and you will never feel depressive. I had also luck and I also gave an order to this kind of therapy. I wish well to myself.