Sweet candies are nice to eat, sweet words are easy to say, but sweet people are hard to find. Oh my God! How did you find me?
Hey girl, your body reminds me of Mcdonalds, because I'm loving it!
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but nothing compared to you.
Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
Why wouldn't the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.