Joke #11634

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but nothing compared to you.
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Hey girl, your body reminds me of Mcdonalds, because I'm loving it!
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Sweet candies are nice to eat, sweet words are easy to say, but sweet people are hard to find. Oh my God! How did you find me?
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If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
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There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
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Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
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If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.
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