Joke #11487

An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.
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Black man walked into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder.  The bartender asks, "Where did you get it?"  The parrot says, "Africa…"
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Q: What do you call a Democratic buffet? A: A free for all.
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The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
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What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator? A box of crakers.
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Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
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There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
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