Joke #8469

The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
Vote:
has 73.24 % from 418 votes. More jokes about: racist, sport, white people, winter

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
Vote:
has 79.60 % from 1154 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, sport
In the winter of 1926, Thelma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida. Being unfamiliar with the area, she wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami. "Excuse me," she said to the manager. "My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and I’d like a small room for two weeks." "I’m awfully sorry," he replied, "but all of our rooms are occupied." Just as he said that, a man came down and checked out. "What luck," said Mrs. Goldstein. "Now there’s a room. "Not so fast, Madam. I’m sorry, but this hotel is restricted. No Jews allowed." "Jewish? Who’s Jewish? I happen to be Catholic." "I find that hard to believe. Let me ask you, who was the Son of God?" "Jesus, Son of Mary." "Where was he born?" "In a stable." "And why was he born in a stable?" "Because a schmuck like you wouldn’t let a Jew rent a room in his hotel!"
Vote:
has 77.72 % from 557 votes. More jokes about: god, jewish, racist, time, winter
Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
Vote:
has 76.24 % from 2257 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, sport
After a long day of winter sporting, we headed back to the ski lodge. As it was small, a cramped place to stay, we decided it was most fitting to sleep in the same bed. Myself in the middle and my two friends either side of me. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right woke up and said, "I have had a dream where I was given the best handjob ever!" A few minutes later, the guy on my left woke up and said: "I have had a dream that I was given the best handjob ever!" I replied, "well that's funny... I thought I was skiing."
Vote:
has 76.06 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: dirty, friendship, sex, sport, winter
There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids. So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad. His dad beats the crud outta him. He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!" He gets beat by his mom too. Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white! She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room. Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?" And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!"
Vote:
has 73.59 % from 729 votes. More jokes about: kids, racist, school, teacher, white people
What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator? A box of crakers.
Vote:
has 72.93 % from 421 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people
Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
Vote:
has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, morbid, racist, sport
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
Vote:
has 71.58 % from 1224 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
Vote:
has 71.27 % from 877 votes. More jokes about: black people, sport, white people
Q: What do you call a violent minority? A: A thug. Q: What do you call a violent white guy? A: Officer.
Vote:
has 70.69 % from 580 votes. More jokes about: cop, racist, white people