The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
In the winter of 1926, Thelma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida. Being unfamiliar with the area, she wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami. "Excuse me," she said to the manager. "My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and I’d like a small room for two weeks." "I’m awfully sorry," he replied, "but all of our rooms are occupied." Just as he said that, a man came down and checked out. "What luck," said Mrs. Goldstein. "Now there’s a room. "Not so fast, Madam. I’m sorry, but this hotel is restricted. No Jews allowed." "Jewish? Who’s Jewish? I happen to be Catholic." "I find that hard to believe. Let me ask you, who was the Son of God?" "Jesus, Son of Mary." "Where was he born?" "In a stable." "And why was he born in a stable?" "Because a schmuck like you wouldn’t let a Jew rent a room in his hotel!"
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids. So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad. His dad beats the crud outta him. He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!" He gets beat by his mom too. Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white! She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room. Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?" And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!"
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...
What's a mexicans' favorite sport? Cross country.
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.