Q: Why aren't there more famous skeletons? A: They're a bunch of no bodies!
I bet Rosa Parks killed it in musical chairs.
"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children. You put groceries in the other.
Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
You might be a redneck if the Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
What's the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind? The dashboard.
Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson
Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead. I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.