Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
When Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer it's "art" and "music"... but when I do it, I'm "wasted" and "have to leave Home Depot".
Taylor Swift waved at a boy yesterday and he didn't wave back... So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow.
Justin Bieber puked on stage. That settles it, she's pregnant.
I watched Justin Bieber get shot in CSI and my brother asked "Why are you crying?" I said "Because he didn't die in real life"
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was The Wall.
What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.
Every time you're sad, just remember that somewhere out there a tree grew for years and years, but was then destroyed and became material for a Justin Bieber notebook.
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 Cents. Friend: That's Ludacris. How Kanye West your money like that?