Joke #11628

Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying. When his mother ask why he replays. "The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day Tyrone is crying again . "What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask. Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day he comes home smiling. "What happened today Tyrone?" Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white." Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
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On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
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I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
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What do the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make a nigga run faster.
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Why don't black people dream? Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? A: Neighbour.
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Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell? They heard there was some crack in it.
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