Joke #12321

Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
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An elderly Canadian gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French customs desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag. "You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked, sarcastically. The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously. "Then you should know enough to have your passport ready." The Canadian said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it." "Impossible, Canadians always have to show your passports on arrival in France!" The Canadian senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look, then he quietly explained, "Well, when I came ashore at Juno Beach on D Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it to."
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The only qualification for working at an airline is making a confused face at a monitor.
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What's Mexicos National sport? Cross Country.
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Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
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God made each and everyone of us until he got to China. Copy paste...copy paste...
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On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
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Saw this bumper sticker in L.A. - "I'm not drunk, I'm Asian"
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What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.
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What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.
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How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
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