Joke #12321

Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
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Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
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