Q: Why do Republican tax cuts always expire in ten years or less?
A: They want to make them thirty but keep running out of fingers.
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Q: When will scientists cure the common cold?
A: Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.
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Q: What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
A: An alarm cluck!
Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year?
A: They couldn't find the three wise men!
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Q: How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?
AA By his net income.
Q: How many Democrats does it take to clean up a disastrous Bush presidency?
A: At least two!
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One morning when I was going out of the house I met my neighbor's daughter who was pregnant.
When I returned home I saw her father closing the door.
I told him: "Your daughter hasn't married yet I wonder how it is possible a girl without any husband be pregnant?
For a moment her father with a bitter smile said: "She isn't pregnant; it is all wind in her belly. She farts and would recovery."
Next year perchance I saw the same girl with a baby in her arms.
Next day when I was going out facing her father so I told him: "I saw your daughter with her fart in her arms."
People say that time heals all wounds.
They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague.
The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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