Q: Why do Republican tax cuts always expire in ten years or less?
A: They want to make them thirty but keep running out of fingers.
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Q: What's the difference between death and taxes?
A: Congress doesn't meet every year to make death worse.
Q: Why weren't the Republicans behind the verdict in the Saddam Hussein Trial a couple of days before the 2006 Midterm Elections?
A: Because they were so busy fixing the price on oil!
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How do you know you have a great CPA?
He has a tax loophole named after him.
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Q: Why did the Republican cross the road?
A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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There was a trucker riding along on a highway, While riding he sees a priest on the side of the road sticking his thumb out trying to catch a ride.
So out of curtisy the trucker stops and picks up the priest.
They start chatting and having a good time.
On the way they see a homeless person on the side of the street.
The truckers veers off and hits the homeless person. *bu-dump* the trucker sees homeless person,*bu-dump* the driver who is laughing histerically wasn't watching the road and there was another bu-dump, The driver immediatly stops and looks around nervous."what was that?" he looks at the priest and the priest looks back.
"You missed a homeless guy, but don't worry I got him with the door."
The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
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Did you hear about the cannibal Tax Accountant?
She charges an arm and a leg.
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Q: Why do they say elephants never forget?
A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.
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Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal?
A: Due.
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