Q: Why do Republican tax cuts always expire in ten years or less?
A: They want to make them thirty but keep running out of fingers.
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I hate paying my income tax.
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I'd like to but they insist on money!
Two law partners hire a new cute, young secretary and a contest arises between them as to who can bed her first, even though they’re both already married.
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“So what did you think?” he asks.
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Q: What is Father Christmas's tax status?
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Q: Why do they say elephants never forget?
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Two junior doctors were involved in a fight in the hospital.
A senior consultant had to pull them apart.
"What's all this about?" asked the consultant angrily.
"It's the Tax Inspector in C ward," said one.
"He's only got 2 days to live."
"He had to be told." said the second doctor.
"I know," said the first, "but I wanted to be the one to tell him!"
Two old friends met by chance on the street.
After chatting for some time, one said to the other, "I'm terribly sorry, but I've forgotten your name. You'll need to tell me."
The other stared at him thoughtfully for a long time, then replied, "How soon do you need to know?"
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