Donald Trump is a vain, arrogant, hateful pig.
That's why Americans voted him in - he's just like them.
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Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year?
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Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
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There is a very pretty, hot and sexy, female passenger on board, who looks quite frightened and the man she is with is a fat old slob who looks like a lecher, very sullen, mean and dangerous! "
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Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week?
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Q: Why weren't the Republicans behind the verdict in the Saddam Hussein Trial a couple of days before the 2006 Midterm Elections?
A: Because they were so busy fixing the price on oil!
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