Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
During a lesson little Johnny yawns extremely wide. Teacher tries to make a joke: "Johnny, don't swallow me." He replies: "Don't worry, teacher, I don't eat pork."
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Two Italian men get on a bus... They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."