Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."