Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
During a lesson little Johnny yawns extremely wide. Teacher tries to make a joke: "Johnny, don't swallow me." He replies: "Don't worry, teacher, I don't eat pork."
I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, "Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?" One of them snarled at me, "It's Wales, dumbo!" So I corrected myself, "Oh, right, so are you two whales from Ireland?" That's about as far as I remember.
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.