My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
My Chinese friend got really sick one day and had to go to a hospital. I went to see him the next day, but he just kept whispering "Chun Yu Yan" over and over – and then died. I was very sad and googled his last message after the burial. Apparently, it means "You're standing on my oxygen tube."
Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
Q: Did you hear about the Hungarian who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Hungarian Remover".
A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping. -_-
Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair? A: He gets disoriented!
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore? It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".