A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.
What's Mexicos National sport? Cross Country.
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood? A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
3 europeans come to America. They all get captured by native americans and they want to kill them. But the europeans beg to have their lives spared. The native americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: the europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The native american says "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass and he laughs, and the native americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The native american tells him the same thing. He laughs and the native american kills him. They both see eachother in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy so thats why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?" The second guy says, "Oh yea I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!"
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
A guy asks a Chinese lady for her phone number she says, "Free, sex, free, sex, tonight." The guy said," wow" and her friend says she means 363629.