Joke #11788

Q: What do a gang member and a redneck have in common? A: They both know how to throw a good hoe down.

Whats the cheapest type of meat that a redneck can buy? Deer balls, they're under a buck.

Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut. After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held a mirror behind Marley's head. "How you like it?" asked the barber. "Real fine," said the redneck. "But how 'bout making it a little longer in the back?"

You know you're a redneck when your mom, dad, aunt, and uncle are two people.

You might be a redneck if a police officer pulls you over to ask for your driver's license and your address is the county jail.

Elmore walked into his favorite truck stop cafe and said to the owner, "Hey, Roy, you wanna take a chance on a raffle?" "Whada ya win?" "A million dollars!" said the redneck. "You get a dollar a year for a million years." "How much are they each?" "Ten cents. Two for a quarter. Or three for half a dollar!"

Q: Why are redneck murders the hardest to solve? A: All the DNA matches and there's no dental records.

Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.

So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and asks, "Hey, you wanna hear a redneck story?" The guy says, "Buddy, I'm six feet, 210 pounds, an' ma name's Billy Joe. You see the guy on the other side of you? That there's Bubba. He's 225 pounds of solid muscle and he's a redneck. And the boy next to him? Mike's a trucker who weighs 295 and he's a redneck, too. Now, do you still want to tell your redneck story?" The fella says, "Naw, you're right... I'd hate to have to explain it three times!"

Q: What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.

Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family? A: The Sole inbred.